06 July 2009

GPS?? GBS??

Ade kesah lawak aku nak citer neh.. Weekend hari Sabtu aku balik umah mak pak aku kat Losong.. Ct ngn abang aku ade balik dari KL.. Nak tgk anak Kak Nor ngn bawak balik kain nak buat baju raye.. So, alang2 tu celebrate skali birthday anak buah aku yg paling disaster sape lagi kalo bukan si Tencik Afham tu.. Baik punye intro aku kasi.. Padahal cite tade kene mengene pun..

Korang tau kan ape gps tu kan..Ala short form tuk Global Positioning System.. Kalo agak2 ko mmg salu sesat jalan mmg seswai la ade GPS neh.. Kompom ko tak sesat nak pi mane2.. Tapi GPS ni ade kelemahan gak cos dy atkleh detect gak if kite crik jalan2 kampung yg kecik2 tuh.. Eh ade ke yg tak tau, zaman bile korang idup neh.. hahaha.. Kat umah aku tu ade je yg tak tau.. GPS tu menatang ape.. Malam lepas makan2 tu bese la aktiviti gosip2 sambil tgk tb secare berjemaah.. Korang ade ke tgk cite Teknophobia kat Astro Ria malam Sabtu tu.. Cite pasal gadget2 yg berhantu..

Sbb dah tadop cite gigih kami duk tgk cite tu.. 1st cite tu pasal alat gps yg berhantu gitu.. aku tak tgk sangat pun, tgk gitu2.. tgk2 kejap aku lariks pi dapo, gi sakat anak2 buah aku.. Mase tu Kak Nor ngn Kak Sue(kak ipar aku) duk luar tgk tv.. Aku lak duk lepaq dalam bilik Kak Nor tgk cite Teknofobia tu..

Aku tak paham sgt cite tu, tapi yg pasti alat GPS watak lam cite tu bawak dy pegi tmpat yg ala2 sunyi gitu.. Last sekali GPS dy boleh cakap "Destinasi terakhir anda alam barzakh, anda tidak boleh patah balik" lebih kurang camtu.. kiteorg yg tgk tu, wuisshh gile ah kalo terbeli GPS berhantu ni.. hehehe.. Si Farah lak(adika ku yg bongsu) ngan excited kuar gi depan Kak Nor sambil cakap "KakNor destinasi terakhir anda alam barzakh, anda tidak boleh patah balik".. Kak Nor dgn muke ala2 blur "Amendenye?" Farah cakap lak "Tu dalam cite tadi GPS dy kate destinasi terakhir anda alam barzakh" "HAA GPS, GPS tu nape? GENG BAS SEKOLAH KE?"
Aku yg duk lam bilik time tu denga ala2 sayup je Kak Nor cakap GPS tu Geng BAs Sekolah..

Ini GPS ye kawan2 smua.. hehehe..

Dan ini pulak Geng Bas Sekolah.. Sile jgn konpius mcm akak aku..Agaknye bile dah jadi ibu ni, dalam pale duk ingat list cite feveret anak je, itu yg jd cenggitu akak aku kut.. hikkss..

Mmg gelak guling2 aku time tu.. Kat umah dah le ramai seme pakat gelak kat Kak Nor.. Hahaha.. Boley plak konpius.. Tau le ank dy tu mmg hantu tgk geng bas sekolah(GBS).. Dahle seme kat umah kaki ngutuk, btubi2 le Kak Nor kene malam tu.. ade plak abg Jep aku, mmg la tak menahan duk gelak sesado.. huhu.. Kak Nor tu dah le takleh gelak over2 sgt, sat agi kan perut dy bekas c-zer tu sakit.. Sesekali buli org dalam pantang tak salah kut.. Ngeh ngeh..

Tapi yg lebih indah bagi aku mase tu adelah berkumpul bersame adik badik aku yg 6 ketul pale ting tong seme.. Tu lg besh.. Dan bile dh kumpul camtu ade le lawak2 mengong yg seketul2 buat.. hikkss.. Sangat indah.. Dan aku sgt sayang mereka semua.. :)




56 comments:

xnx said...

wakakaka...kak nor kak nor...apo ko poie geng bas skolah pulok...ahahaha..eden pon golak sesado ni da..ahaksss..
klako klako...

daaa..kasi post le gamba baby..ihik...mau nengok neh...mesti numil cam dak tencik afham..kembau qaseh..lalala...

mentibang.paku said...

macam aqil gak dulu... GPS dia bantainya GBS.. "ayah, bukak la GBS tu, kalau x camne nak tau jalan"..

mYpRecious said...

mentibang paku-->ade jugak rupenye yg sespesis dgn Kak Nor.. hak hak..tp aqil tu kocik laie boleh dimaafkan.. akak sy dh 33taun kut.. huhu.. ank dah 3..

xnx--> Na, kan ade enry lpas aku buh gambo baby amjaad. nanti dy besa sikit aku ltak lgi k.. huhu.. qaseh nomey2 tu dh blik umh ke na?
kene kuning tak dy?

Antares1309 said...

hehe..nk tumpang kutuk skali nnt bila dia masuk opis bleh..?
hmm..syok ek ramai adk bradk..

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