23 June 2008

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE~~

QUALITY
One sunny day at the local hospital, a poor patient was having brain malfunction, as advised by the doctors, the patient need to go for a brain transplant.
At the hospital lobby, the family members of the poor patient sees the doctor and sadly ask, "where could we get a functional brain and how much will it cost"?
The doctor replies, "well, the surgery will cost about 50kand for the brain u can choose from our brain museum, there are two types of brain. An adult male brain will cost bout 50k, while an adult female brain will just cost about 100k.
Hearing to the doctor answer, all the male visitors at the lobby looked to each other and then burst down with laughter, sign of agreeing with the expert answer.
A disatisfied trainee nurse walk towards the doctor and ask, "why in the hell a male brain cost so much! its actually we the female who are running these place, we worked day night to take care of the patient, arrange rooms, remembering medicence, handle patient registration ..blah..blah blah.. while the male attendends just need to bring the patient to thier wards, which they always forgot and end up in the seeing us, but they forgot what they want to ask and end up begging us for a date.
The doctor, calmly answer" well you are right, what i mean is the adult female brain where totally used in every part, while the adult male brain . . never been used.

SEAL
A mother was returning from the grocery store with his son, her small son pulled out the snack food of animal shaped crackers.
After looking at the snackfood's plastic for a while.. the boy tear up the plastic and spill all the crackers on the floor.
The shocked mother ask, "What are you doing?". The boy answers "It says you can't eat them if the seal is broken (showing to the mother the warning signed on the snack food plastic), so I'm looking for the seal".

FART
An oldman goes sees a doctor regarding his problem, at the clinic, he said, "doctor, I have this big problem, but it doesn't bother me so much, you see, i keep on farting every seconds but it doesn't make any sound or produce any smell, and actually i've been farted more than 20 times since i come in to your office".
The doctor nodded his head, try to understand his patient problem, the he says, "Take this medicine, finished it and come back see me after a week".
A week later..
The oldman return to the doctor, unsatisfied with the medicine, he says"i'm still farting, but now even worst as it smell so badly but still no sound, what kind of medicine you give me anyways..".
Happily the doctor replies, "Good, now that we have cleared your nose and you were able to smell again, let move on to your's ears next".

SURF
Man: My Laptop is not working,i can't turn it on. I've just brought it yesterday.
Technician : What happen?
Man : It's says multi-tasking so i assume it allow me to surf, chat and watch video at the same time.
Technician : Which video do you watch?
Man : Tutorial video on how to keep balance under water.
Technician: Whom to you chat with?
Man: My old friend from college, he's a surf genius.
Techncian: And which sites you surf?
Man: Sites? is that a new place? i dunno bout that. I just go down to the local beach, get my board,and go surfing.
Technician: ...

1 comment:

Caresse said...

Well written article.

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